1. This is great! I’m here, I’m pumped, let’s do this!
2. What do you mean it’s only been ten minutes?
3. Does Beyonce surf? Why is she singing about a surfboard?
4. Not another “hill.”
5. You did this to me, Nutella pizza.
6. I really hope this class is almost over.
7. Do all spin instructors sing in class? Are all NYC spin instructors hoping to be discovered by a Broadway producer?
8. I wonder if Starbucks will deliver to the gym?
9. Jake Gyllenhaal met an ex-girlfriend during a spin class. Maybe that will happen to me? We could dance round the kitchen in the refrigerator light, drive a new Maserati down a dead-end street, drink maple lattes together, and do other things I’ll remember all too well.
10. I’m done!!! This was great!! Best day ever!!!
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